Offshore Account
A playful nod to tax havens and tropical privacy. Exotic and elusive.
$41.99
Fragrance: Bird of Paradise
Private keys, private island. An exotic tropical floral scent that whisks you away to a jurisdiction with better weather and zero taxes.
Key Features:
➡️Proof-of-Clean-Burn: 100% natural soy wax validates our commitment to a non-toxic environment.
➡️Small Batch: Hand-poured in curated, audited batches for quality control and scarcity.
➡️Zero Gas Fees: Clean-burning ingredients mean no residual toxic residue or carbon footprint.
➡️Optimized Block Propagation: Features a cotton wick engineered for reliable, even burning and maximum light output.
➡️Recycled Cold Storage: Housed in minimalist, recycled glass containers (clear or emerald green).
➡️Uninterruptible Uptime: 40+ hours of continuous, verifiable uptime on the light network.